you can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change its nature

04-23 / 19:00 / 930 notes / thylaas

alyoops:

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#SexyMurderStrut

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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beaunnett:

this team is a joke

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

mlb:

Squirrel on the loose in Cleveland.

04-23 / 16:13 / 4,550 notes / leuces / mlb

 sexual orientation

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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