How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
is that really the most popular search regarding wanda
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"